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Merry Christmas and/or Happy Non-Denominational Non-Offensive Holiday of Your Choice (we are in Portland, after all), lovely customers! To celebrate our great city and the commercialization of the holiday season, we made you this shirt! Rudolf is pretty cool, but you can't deny how rad it would be if Santa's sleigh was being pulled by a Velociraptor wearing antlers and a festive red nose.
This shirt is printed on the most festive of preshrunk, 100% ringspun lightweight cotton.
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